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If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I just want to go take it back to the early 80's, when it was about the Muppets trying to put on a show. That's what I'm trying to bring back.
I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!'
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I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.
I think it would be fun to have Hillary Clinton as the mother.
I'm better looking in person.
I sold my first script when I was 21, this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.
I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view.
I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture.
I had what I think was a really good idea for the Muppet relaunch and I didn't have an organic idea ready for the sequel, so I thought leave it to someone who does.
Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got a letter in the mail that said, 'I appreciate your request, but I must say I'm very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together.
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