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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.
I get mail; therefore I am.
Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure.
Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
Consultants have credibility because they are not dumb enough to work at your company.
Be careful that what you write does not offend anybody or cause problems within the company. The safest approach is to remove all useful information.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives
Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.
A good metaphor can make any bad idea sound good.
As a rule, anything in a binder has very little value, except as building material.
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