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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
I'm a walking, talking enigma.
I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
I think that for the most part, when I started doing comedy, it had become very commercialized.
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently.
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish.
I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
I just feed off the energy of the audience.
I had a job as a paralegal. I drove a cab.
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