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Ill stay an extra hour, cuz I know we f*cked up .. just cuz she took a sh*t & he bought a vehicle. Excuse my language.
How you supposed to get fresh in the bathroom with some dirty-ass drawers that belong to someone in this house?
Im in the bathroom, gettin Fresh-to-Death as I do! & I see these disgusting panties & Im like who the hells panties are these?!
Whatever happens, happens.. ya know what I'm sayin'? I got the best blow-out in the country. CABS ARE HERE!!!
Nothing like a nice herpe to ruin the party.
Shirt last minute...? What is this your first rodeo?
I might do it! I might do it! I might bust out the red joints! Thats how you know its gonna be a good night.
We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!
We're promoting a Grenade Free America!
This guy had too many Miami Vices.
Whether Angelina comes or not makes no difference to me, as long as she doesnt cockblock like she did in Jersey.
Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.
I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.
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