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Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Respect My Authority!
Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
MomKitty is being a dildo.
When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you dont have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, Im going home.
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