In Reality, Everyone Is Good In Bed. Close Eyes. Shutdown Brain. Pause As Necessary. Restart Brain. Open Eyes. What's There To Not Be Good At? Bed Is The One Place Where Laziness Is Rewarded. - SearchQuotes

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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

John Dobbin

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