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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
George F Burns
I have to believe that it works...that when two people come together they stay together. I have to take that to bed with me at night even if I'm going to bed alone. That's a McBealism.
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Angelina Jolie may get him [Antonio Banderas] in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!
The sobs and tears of joy he had not foreseen rose with such force within him that his whole body shook and for a long time prevented him from speaking. Falling on his knees by her bed. He held his wife's hand to his lips and kissed it, and her hand responded to his kisses with weak movement of finger. Meanwhile, at the foot of the bed, in the midwife's expert hands, like the flame of a lamp, flickered the life of a human being who had never existed before...
Count Leo Tolstoy
The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty
Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do
Men And Women quotes
Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.
Nancy Banks Smith
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