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In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I'm acting.
I think the tone of the show has certainly changed over the years, because it's really, really hard to do something different when you have a show going on as long as this has.
I think that most people don't even know that I do other things. They think that Homer is all that I do.
I often say, if I wasn't part of the show I'd be a huge fan of it.
I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That's one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.
Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you're married you have to cut through that.
Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.
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