Instead Of A Trap Door, What About A Trap Window? The Guy Looks Out It, And If He Leans Too Far, He Falls Out. Wait. I Guess That's Like A Regular Window. - SearchQuotes

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.

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