It's True That Every Time You Hear A Bell, An Angel Gets Its Wings. But What They Don't Tell You Is That Every Time You Hear A Mouse Trap Snap, An Angel Gets Set On Fire. - SearchQuotes

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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But what they don't tell you is that every time you hear a mouse trap snap, an angel gets set on fire.

Jack Handy

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