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It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world.
It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.
It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.
I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
I bruise like a grape.
I am a kamikaze gadfly.
Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.
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