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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.
I wasn't always black... there was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.
Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Any man today who returns from work, sinks into a chair, and calls for his pipe is a man with an appetite for danger.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes.
At the very least marriage is a miscarriage of expectation, at its worst a wrenching disappointment with destiny.
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