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Jesus was a pothead Long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter. Do the math, it all adds up. Living with 12 guys with no visible means of support.
I may have cut it a little close, but youll have heard that already by now!
Man, Ive got forty pounds of underwear!
Im still trying to decide if hes a punk-ass bitch, or a bitch-ass punk.
I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? its called Los Angeles.
Wanna give a shout-out to the Fry Guy, got much love fo the Fry Guy? let me get a cold drank, need a cold drank. And a chicken sandwich fo my babys momma cuz Im a hustla baby!
Let me get a Jumbo Jizzack with cheese like a motha fucka!
My neighborhood is so bad. This is how we have to order at the drive-thru if we wanna stay alive...
I got a little bit o black in me. I didnt get that big dick though...I got bad credit, aint that a bitch?
If you can take a dick in the ass, you can DAMN sure take a joke!
I was sweating like R. Kelly at the Kids Choice Awards.
Last Comic Standing was a great opportunity and it was a great learning experience. Even though I didn't win, I've had more success than the actual winner.
I loved Celebrity Fit Club. Celebrity Fit Club had a lot of heart especially if people go into it with a positive attitude like I did, like this is going to be a positive experience. I made a lot of head way in my life and for that I got a lot of people who respect me for what I did on that show.
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