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Just delivered Class Day address at Princeton. Should have actually written a speech. Congrats to my niece Maggie.
This morning I had a delicious breakfast of hashtags and bacon.
The next person who calls me a 'nice guy' is going to get punched in the face.
After enjoying a tuna fish sandwich, my seven year old son kindly asked me to 'Change my breath.'
Life lesson: Don't shake the bottle of salad dressing until you've made sure that the top is closed.
First order of business: I will not be doing any 'That's What She Said' jokes. It's just too hard for me...
I have a helluva lot more money than I used to! That's the only perceivable difference. I will definitely be able to send my kids to college now, which was a question before.
I could say the beard made him look suicidal and then I'll get all sorts of letters from the bearded community. No, in my mind it just seemed it would something that guy would do. It was fun not to have to shave for six weeks.
I don't think of myself as funny, I don't fill up a room with my humor...I would fail miserably as a stand-up comedian.
I never approached the character in terms of his sexuality. In my mind, he was just a person who was in love and got rejected. That's a universal theme that everyone can empathise with. I wasn't looking for a departure or any kind of breakout character role. I just thought it was a really good script. It made me laugh, and it touched me.
I didn't know whether The Office was going to make it past six episodes, let alone have an effect on anybody's career. We were definitely up against it because obviously we were faced with comparisons to the BBC version right off the bat. I think everyone was very dubious about recreating what is now a classic TV show. Most people did not have high hopes, us included, frankly. We were just trying to do the best we could and, with any luck, turn out a good show.
Im not funny. Im actually quite a boring person to meet one-on-one. That seems to shock quite a few people who I run into but I cant help it. I really suck as a guest at cocktail parties.
I have no idea where my pathetic nature comes from. If I thought about it too long, it would depress me.
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