Just Don't Forget Our Deal, Lois. I Sit Through This And Later Tonight I Get Anal. You Hear Me? No Matter How Neat I Want The House You Have To Clean It. - SearchQuotes

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Just don't forget our deal, Lois. I sit through this and later tonight I get anal. You hear me? No matter how neat I want the house you have to clean it.

Peter Griffin

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