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Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. A little eggnog...a fu..in' Christmas tree...a little turkey. But, no. I gotta crawl around in this motherfu..in' tin can.
I guess I was wrong about you. You're not such an asshole after all.
Take that fu..ing Twinkie out of your mouth...
Holly, here's your fu..ing landing light. Woo
As far as I'm concerned, progress peaked with frozen pizza.
Look, I fail you cover my ass. You fail I cover your ass!
Does this sh.. have airbags?
Listen to me. Hang the fu.. on, all right?
I ain't your partner. I ain't your neighbor, your brother, or your friend. I'm your total stranger.
Asshole! How's that, asshole!
Is it hot in here, or am I just scared to death?
You having a nice day, sir? You feeling all right? Not to get too personal, but a white man standing in the middle of Harlem wearing a sign that says 'I hate ni...s' has got some serious personal issues, or not all his dogs are barking.
Hey, hey! How 'bout you just skip down to the part where you tell me what the fu.. this has to do with me.
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