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Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's.
Remember as far as anyone knows, were a nice normal family.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Just Because quotes
"Let's just say that on this day, a million years ago, a dude was born who most of us think was magic. But others don't, and that's cool. But we're probably right. Amen." - Homer Simpson
Trying is the first step to failure
Apu I need a keg and a six pack to hold me until I tap the keg.
Operator, give me the number for 911!
Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Mmm... Organized Crime
The Simpsons quotes
When will you Australians learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment, and things have never been better! The streets are safe. Old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys. And the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer-programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, because, as the old saying goes, "let your children run wild and free".
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