Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word in a sentence. Student 1: The sky is definitely blue. Teacher: Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy. Student 2: Grass is definitely green. Teacher: But if the grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct. Student 3: Do farts have lumps? Teacher: No, but that isn't really a question you want to ask in class discussion. Student 3: Then i've definitely sh.. my pants.
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