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Lady crossing the street, not paying attention, almost got hit. Turns to husband & screams, 'Why didn't YOU watch where I was going?!'
CNN annoyed me so I'm watching Dance Moms. Not the first time Tuesday night has ended up like this.
In a cab. It's like a hundred degrees. Can't tell if that manly odor means I'm stinky or if it's the cabbie.
There's a dude walking down the street with a box strapped to all sides of his head. That's for protection against the aliens, right?
Since Romney supports my right to buy guns with unlimited clips, will he let me buy nuclear weapons too? I need em 2 hunt bin laden. Oh wait...
So many rad Harold and Kumar fans confused why the chair was empty. 'Dude. Wait. Is Obama actually in the chair? I TOTALLY don't see him.'
Overheard. 'Ooh thass that guy from Herald and Gerald go to sumthin sumthin.'
What in the world is in that bag whatchoo got in that. BAG?
Texting a friend I hadn't seen in a while & autocorrect changed 'Great to see you. Was nice' to 'Great to see you. Was nude'
I really enjoyed listening to Rahm's speech. But he's a mayor now, so he can't use four-letter words. But I'm no mayor. So I've got one for you: Vote.
Let's keep fighting for a president who's never stopped fighting for us! Go online. Find your local campaign office. Call your friends. Call some strangers. Volunteer. That's how we're going to win this thing.
I'm volunteering again now because my friend Matt got a job at a Detroit car company that still exists, and Lauren can get the prescription she needs. I'm volunteering because Josiah is back from Iraq, Chris is finishing college on the GI Bill, and three weeks ago, my buddy Kevin's boyfriend was able to watch him graduate from Marine Corps training. That's change! And we can't turn back now.
I volunteered in Iowa in 2007 because, like you, I had friends serving in Iraq, friends who were looking for jobs, others who couldn't go to the doctor because they couldn't afford it. I felt that had to change. So I knocked on doors. I registered voters.
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