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Let's go swimming better yet I'm gonna go skinny dippin you can go chunky dunkin.
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Swimming is normal for me. I'm relaxed. I'm comfortable, and I know my surroundings. It's my home.
One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that shark was not going to help him.
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So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
It has nothing to do with swimming. That happens to be my sport. I'm trying to see how far I can go.
I don't need a pool, I'm swimming in you.
Exuse me I'm looking for the swimming pool!
Water for me is so essential, like swimming.
Swimming isn't everything, winning is.
I think I'd struggle to get excited by synchronised swimming.
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
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