Let's Have A Moment Of Silence For All The Chubby Asian Dudes That Are Getting 'Gangnam Style!' Yelled At Them By Bros Around The World. - SearchQuotes

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Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

Aziz Ansari

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