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Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups.
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg for it." I didnt know what to do! Id knock on peoples doors and go, "Trick or treat." "No thank you."
Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
It's so great to find that one special person You want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Anniversary For Boyfriend quotes
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
America And Americans quotes
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?
Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother's tasted better the day before
Whenever I date a guy, I think, "Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Whenever I date a guy, I think, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'
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