Lois: Good, I Dont Have To Cook. Peter: Oh, No, Go Ahead And Cook Anyway, Lois, And Well Throw It Out. I Dont Want You To Get Rusty. -Family Guy - SearchQuotes

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Lois: Good, I dont have to cook. Peter: Oh, no, go ahead and cook anyway, Lois, and well throw it out. I dont want you to get rusty. -Family Guy

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