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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh..!
Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the sh.. I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
She's a warm fart at Christmas.
I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you sh.. yourself on accident!
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
A Real Man
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Keeping It Real
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