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Maybe China is reading our emails to see if we plan on paying back all that money we borrowed from them.
'Life' is a pretentious name for a cereal.
IPhones think that everyone is always ducking this, and ducking that.
I bet the parties at Monsters University are fu..ing insane.
Explain to me how you can be a lone ranger if you're constantly with another guy.
If one elevator button has a star on it, I'm pressing it.
IPod helped make this show. That's how people in my age group watch television. It's not really about what was on last night. It's what they recorded. It's what they downloaded. My best friend is in Japan and he IM's me after he sees every episode. He downloads them the minute after they air and then IM's me. That I would do a TV show in Hollywood and my friend in Japan, would tell me within the hour what he thought is exciting.
Steve Carell is such a non-tech person. He actually communicates with people. He actually asks people how they're doing and makes friends and learns names and makes small talk while the rest of us retreat into our own little worlds in between each take. Steve is the only true gentleman on the set. Steve is old-fashioned, and it works.
I'm addicted to my BlackBerry. I get made fun of a lot in the writer's room for being on it constantly. I'm a writer for the show too, so that's where I spend a lot of my time.
I talk back to my computer, but I always know it's really my fault. I say, 'Dammit!' But I say it in a very soft whine. It's sort of a, 'We're both at fault here, computer. You're a bit mean. And I'm a bit of an idiot. Let's figure this out together.' That's what I mean my 'dammit' to sound like.
I complain a lot. I always think everything is broken as soon as I get it, and I talk about how overrated it is and how much the company stinks. And then someone shows me how to [use] it, and then I'm in love with it. It's my curve with every gadget.
To say that I acted opposite Hilary Duff is probably misleading. I acted at Hilary Duff. I acted upon Hilary Duff, perhaps.
I wanted to be a writer first, and I struck out in the world to be a writer first, and then found stand-up as a more creative outlet, as a 3D way to be creative.
Be True To Yourself
Being Taken For Granted
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