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Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it.
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.
I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer.
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Afterism (n) - A concise, clever statement you don't think of until too late.
John Alexander Thom
Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.
I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence
Henry Louis Mencken
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
Pol Pot - he rounded up anybody he thought was intellectual and had them executed. And how he told someone was intellectual or not was whether they wore glasses. If they're that clever, take them off when they see him coming!
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