Mom, Would You Relax. That Was 10 Blocks From Here And, The, The Woman Was Walking Alone At Night. I Would Never Do That. Mom, C'mon, Stop Worrying. This Is A Safe Street, This Is A Safe Building, There's Nothing. - SearchQuotes

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Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night. I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing.

Rachel Green

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