Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation.
1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know?
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O
3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool?
4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.!
5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you?
Me: M in market with telephone around my neck
LOL :P :P :P