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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, Get the hell off my property.
I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
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