My Forte Is Playing Drunks Down The Ages. When My Agent Rings Me About A Role, I Don't Ask What The Part Is, But What Century It's In. - SearchQuotes

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My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in.

Johnny Vegas

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