My Girlfriend Rang Me And Said, Are We Going To Get Married? I Said, Of Course We Are, Babe She Said, Then Why The Fu.. Aren't You Here At The Church? - SearchQuotes

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My girlfriend rang me and said, Are we going to get married? I said, Of course we are, babe She said, Then why the fu.. aren't you here at the church?

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