My Perfect Date Night: I Pick You Up. In My Kia Sorrento. You Get In. Theres Candles In The Car. You GoIs That Dangerous? And I Go, Yes...but I Like Danger. We Go To Your Favorite Restaurant, And We Have A Fantastic Meal. We Come Outside And We See My Cars On Fire. You Go, Aziz, Your Cars On Fire. Arent You Upset? I Pull Out A Bag Of Marshmallows And I Go, No. I Knew This Was Gonna Happen. And Then I Kiss You. In Front Of My Burning Car. - SearchQuotes

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My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. Theres candles in the car. You goIs that dangerous? and I go, Yes...but I like danger. We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my cars on fire. You go, Aziz, your cars on fire. Arent you upset? I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, No. I knew this was gonna happen. And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.

Aziz Ansari

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