My Resolution Is To Get Healthier While Still Destroying Myself With Alcohol And Drugs.

New Years Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now averagewhich means, you have met your New Year's resolution.

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Resolution One: I will live for God. Resolution Two: If no one else does, I still will.

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I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.

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Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Mark Twain

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I hope the world ends in 2012 so I can't be held accountable for my New Year's resolutions.

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I do not make new year's resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is be awesome, I'm not going to stop that in 2012.

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