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No one, they are my friends. I wouldn't punch any of them.
Yes, yes it is true. And I know this because...because he pretended to be Drake too, to sleep with me.
I use my breasts to get other peoples attention.
Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh.
Yeah, totally, you are in such good hands and I am so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you wanna flirt a little bit but not in a gross way, just kind of like 'Oh, Mr Pinser, I can see where Wallas gets his good looks from.'
Maybe it means 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I drank that kast of the milk' or maybe 'Tell Monica I'm sorry I used your tweezers to pluck my nose hair.'
Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night. I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing.
Oh my God. I've become my father. I've been trying so hard not to become my mother, I didn't see this coming.
As opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...hello? Oh wait...I forgot to dial.
I swear when she runs she runs like a mix between Kermit the Frog & the Six Million Dollar Man.
Yeeeeeep...Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took me out on her dad's boat she wouldn't let me help at all.
C'mon guys; let's not watch it. Porn is degrading to women and degrading to females and...help me out, Monica.
Being Fed Up
I Dont Want To Lose You
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