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Now when Rome go Gidget the other got Bridget. What's more tripped out though is they sisters. Nah, you aint listen, they black, they sisters. They momma, named them after white bitches.
I never understood planned parenthood. Cause I never met nobody plan to be a parent in the hood.
Gave her a handshake only for my man's sake. She in her birthday suit cause of the damn cake. Now there's crumbs all over the damn place and she want me to cum all over her damn face.
I do it for the fore-fathers and the street authors. That are not A&R's in the cheap office. Rappers that never got signed but they keep offers. Girls thats way too fine for us to keep off us.
When you coming home Thats a text from my wife. I told her, run a bubble bath and float in that mother***er like a hovercraft and soak in that mother***er til I call you back. I mean who says sh*t like that, and doesnt laugh?
Im trippin on it, socks on marble floors Im slippin on it, Champagne, Im sippin on it. Sh*t taste different, dont it?
Damn Yeezy, they all gotta be dimes? Well, Adam gave up a rib so mine better be prime.
They dont want nobody thats colored out of the lines. So Im late as a mother***er, colored people time.
Damn baby p-ssy cant be your only hustle. Unless you bad as Naomi Russell?
Yeah and Im cold b**ch, please try to keep the door closed. Lanvin thousand dollar tee with no logos. Let me show you what I see when my eyes closed.
I swear to God they so cold. Got a ni**a in Miami wearing winter clothes. I got my fur on feelin like Jerome. She got her fur too, we get our his and her on.
Bullet proof condom when Im in these hoes. Got staples on my d**k, why? F*ckin centerfolds.
I mean a lot of niggas got money. So basically, Russell aint the only Russell...Russell Brand, Russell Crow. Zero Zero Zero Zero, a whole lot of 0s.
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