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Off to a Clippers game! I'll embarrass everyone around me by yelling, good dribbling, and yay go make that shot in the basketball hoop!
Yes, slippers that heat up and keep your feet warm sound nice. But because you called them, hot booties.....oh hellllllllllllll noooooooo!
Did you know you can have good eyelash hair days and bad eyelash hair days? It's true. Just ask, me.
I would never have this body if it wasn't for yoga, Barry's bootcamp and Oreos, so thank you all for that.
I am so sick of my bangs, but I don't think after 28 years I can part with them. Hahaha, 'part' with them, ahahaha, get it?!?!?
Sometimes you eat the bar, and sometimes the bar eats you, dude.
Clothes are annoying.
Sex in the Stone Age? Okay National Geographic, I'm intrigued.
Sooooo, say your cat accidentally ate one of your birth control pills. He'd be fine right? Yeaaaah. Oopsies.
Somebody start talking about politics so I can fall back asleep...
No matter how many of them I see, Smart Cars still make me giggle.
'm full of bad ideas today. Eating a ton of food right before working out, going to the store with no bra on. Both REALLY bad ideas.
Goldfish crackers for dinner, unhealthy decision. ORGANIC goldfish crackers for dinner, healthy decision.
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