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Oh, I'm gonna miss that big, fat, squishy butt.
Oh, so it's a little like 'The Hobbit.'
Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an eighty-year old woman put a thong on, and she didn't even buy it.
I am a woman who spent a lot of money on a dress because pretty soon, she won't be able to fit into it.
Chandler was how old when he first touched a girl's breasts?
How do you expect me to grow if you won't let me blow?
Yeah! You like totally let him wash his feet in the Pool of Your Inner Power!
Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?
Well, you would be too if you got new boots with 50% off!
Ah yeah. Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.
It's like all my life everybody keeps telling that I'm a shoe. You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe! But what if I don't want to be a shoe anymore? Maybe I'm a purse, or a hat...I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a hat! It's a metaphore, daddy!
I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
So basically you guys get your ya-ya's by taking money from all of your friends.
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