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Oh my God! Someone needs to kiss my ass asap!
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.
I love food. I love drinking, boys, dancing until my feet swell. I love my family, my friends, my job, my boss. And I love my body, especially the badonk.
I really don't want to cheat, like seriously, I don't want to.. but if youre gonna hand me a bottle of friggin' SoCo, something just comes over me, like I just go crazy.
Eating fried pickles was a life changing experience.
Every time I get excited I have to poop.
I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned.
I got a boner.
I feel like I'm gonna be like a tornado. I'm just gonna go from place to place like destroying it.
I'm a fu..ing good person!
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. fu..ing whale sperm.
I haven't had sex in like four months. Right now I need to be smushing!
I am tanned; I like being tanned, bi...!
I Really Like You
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