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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
She's what you call, a domestic.
HEY! Who you calling crazy, honky?
This here is the living area, where we does our living, and this is the dining area, where we does our dining, and this is the kitchen area...
If I paid you to think, you could cash your check at the penny arcade.
Fine! Your mother's died, your mother's dead, and your mother ain't living no more!
Hot damn there's a woman in the apartment across the street exercising in a bikini!
We tied the knot forty years ago, and I been swinging from it ever since!
That's nothing, Weezy can pull rabbits out of that telescope.
Weezy you gonna get some black tube steak tonight.
You watch your mouth son.
Rich people never even see money. All they know is, 'Charge it,' 'I'll sign for it,' and 'Sue me.'
It ain't an IOU; just go ahead and sign it.
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