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On the Gong Show, we won't get gonged. We're the Beastie Boys, not Cheech and Chong.
I've got attractions like I'm Elvis Costello.
If I played guitar, I'd be Jimmy Page. The girls I like are all under aged.
This girl walked by, she gave me the eye, I reached in my locker and grabbed the Spanish Fly.
Spend another night at the Motel 6, it's five dollars extra to get the porno flicks.
You're scheming on a thing that is a mirage.
Gettin' rhymed in the mind, two hits in a car, put my pager on private, jerk myself off.
Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.
It's not how you play the game, it's how you win it. I cheat and steal and sin and I'm a cynic.
Elvis shaved his head when he went into the army.
Pulled out a pair of pliers and pulled the bullet from my chest.
I'll down 40 Dog in a single gulp, and if you got beef, you'll get beat to a pulp.
Breakup with your girl and it ended in tears, Vincent VanGogh and mail that ear.
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