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Once the sun goes down, all the weirdos turn crazy!
Oh look at me !!! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, with a gumdrop house on lollipop lane! Oh by the way... I was being sarcastic.
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
Remember to rebel against the authorities, kids!
Sometimes you have to break the rules to free the heart.
You can't ask God to kill someone, you do your own dirty work.
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Aw, I gotta go. My damn wiener kids are listening. -Homer
Just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand.
Are we insane yet? Are we insane yet? How many times do I have to tell you YES!
Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution too, all of lifes problems.
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