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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dirty to me.' She said: 'Go fuck yourself.' Not that dirty.
Caution: Anal intercourse may lead to irregular heart rhythms. Yeah, you know I'm never gonna have to worry about that. Because God gave me a second lease on life and I'm not gonna press my luck and take it up the ass.
So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: 'You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation.' Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.
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