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One of my friends goes: 'So, you know what really turns me on; when girls talk dirty in bed.' Yeah I tried that with my wife. I said: 'Hey, talk dirty to me.' She said: 'Go fu.. yourself.' Not that dirty.
Robert Schimmel
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