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One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wondering how he got there and the rest of the time wondering how the other members got there.
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive.
A book does not make bad jokes, drink too much or eat more than you can afford to pay for.
Most jokes state a bitter truth.
Suppose the world were only one of God's jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one?
George Bernard Shaw
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
It is by vivacity and wit that man shines in company; but trite jokes and loud laughter reduce him to a buffoon.
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