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One time, she got me so mad, we got into a fist fight. You know how you know when you lost a fight to your woman? When the cops come to your house and ask you do you want to press charges. That's how you know it didn't go as you planned.
Ever argue with a female and, in the middle of the argument, you no longer feel safe because of her actions? She may start pacing back and forth real fast, breathing out her nose. You know what my girl do? When she get mad, she start talking in the third person. That's scary as hell because that's her way of telling me that from this point on, she is not responsible for none of her actions.
YOU AIN'T GON DO SHIT!
Well hey look at who made herself a swimmer.
If you get in a fight and your with me? Than you just got fucked up!
I dont like to hear women argue....it makes my balls itch.
We took a vote...She lost.... I kicked her off!
Why would you go throw a pen at it if you dont even know wat it is??!!
You see my eyes huh? Roll em!
You like cheese without the corners, in other words you'll never be a slice bitch!
Say it with ya chest, lil ass nigga!
Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfucking business bitch, you lil' stupid bitch , dumb teacher bitch, 2+2 not knowin' what the fuck it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot ass bitch, long titty no nipple havin' ass bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.
My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
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