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Putting bread and vodka in the microwave is about the only way you'll pop off. I'm me, and you're a me knockoff.
You know that '60 likes 'em over 50. Like Oprah Winfrey. This one fatty fucked up her bandwidth. She went insane, tried to download a sandwich.
Shit about to get crazy like Lady Gaga mixed with Waka Flocka.
So if you're interested, then come and watch me flex it and maybe you can sex it and you will leave impressed, bitch.
I spit crack and sold coke, I'm a dope dealer. I been realer since riding a Big Wheeler.
I make money like I make this music. My bottom bitch resembles Stacey Dash as left from Clueless.
I like fatties with attitude, with boulders for tits. Where you don't need to raise your voice, you control her with chips.
The colour yellow is the shit. That's why I think that Elmo is a prick. I gotta let you know I got an elbow on my dick.
When I was born I wasn't fucking around. Doctor pulled me out the womb I punched the cunt in the mouth.
I've never been a fan of this cunt named Kerser. The game needs change and it's never been worser.
Yo, uh yeah, I'm a be the first Aussie up on MTV cribs. Showing you my room full of M16 clips.
I'm with a grumpy whore. Looking for some drugs to score. We need to pull it together, tug o' war.
I got a drug problem and that problem is I have to have double the amount to get fucked off 'em.
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