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When life gets you down, make a comforter.
There's a metal train that a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her. How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor?
Love is all about... whistles.
For fifteen cents a day you can feed an African, they eat pennies.
If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.
Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.
I love you like a gay geneticist loves designer genes.
Where are all the sour patch parents?
Women are like fingers and toes because they're easy to count on.
And two balls minus one, six titles at the tour de France.
And there's a metal train that's a mile long and at the very back end a lightning bolt struck her, How long til it reaches and kills the driver, provided that he's a good conductor.
And if ten percent of men are gay and twenty percent of men are Chinese, what are the odds that a men chosen at random spends his free time and mealtime while on his knees.
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