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Remember me, Jefferson Davis Middle. I was your savior. I was your knight in shining armor. And each of you were the chinks upon my armor. Each of you were the chinks! You all were the chinks! Remember me, my chinks.
You look like a retarded Mike Meyers. It's not a good look.
How much exactly does it cost to buy a Mexican baseball team, ten bucks and a burrito?
I've had a lot of memories in my life, and sometimes you kinda have to dump small ones to make room for bigger ones. But sometimes, when you try to dump the smaller ones, you think they're gone but they're not. They're sittin there, waiting to pick up exactly where they left off. No matter if there are new memories standing in their way or not.
You're crop dusting my whole entire bedroom with your pubes right now.
It just seems like your face and our friendship is kinda the collateral damage.
I don't mean to break up a good time here, but I just saw two boys raping a sixth grader. Ya, ya, I'm just kidding.
I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back in practical game condition.
Ah, I recognize your scent. Do you recognize my essence?
Besides getting shot in the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did?
I think I'm gonna need to change my pants. I'm just playin, I didn't come in my pants.
I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work ethic.
God's takin a dump on my face.
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