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Responsible Drinking? Now that's an Oxymoron.
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
Joe E Lewis
I am awake, I might as well be drinking
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the wine, or any other reason.
It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't know where your going to end up the next day. It could work out good or it could be disastrous. It's like the throw of the dice.
Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy.
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing
The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George F Burns
A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Done With You
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