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Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I make the hair silky and smooth!
That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!
Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!
Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest!
He called the sh.. poop!
He's gonna sh.. when he realizes it's sh...
Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight! Ohhhh, back to school! Back to school! Back to school! Well, here goes nothing!
I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.
I swear to God I'm sick! I can't go to school.
You wanna know something? You suck!
I disagree. Mortal Kombat is a very good game, but Donkey Kong is better.
It's nudie magazine day!
No, I will not make out with you!
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