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She came onto him like a slow movin' cold front -- His beer was warmer than the look in her eyes.
Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
They who drink beer will think beer.
Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
I work until beer oclock.
Religions change, but beer and wine remain
The government will fall that raises the price of beer.
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
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